Allen Price
As you can tell, I have a camera and it takes pictures. The one's you don't like are my camera's fault. And he says, "Piss off." He's not nice. We fight a lot (the camera and I). The battles are so epic that Peter Jackson is thinking about filming them to use in one of his new movies. They make Beowulf and Grendel's battles look like my grandmother's tea parties that I don't get invited too (that bitch). Don't worry she's dead. Now that I've made you feel awkward, look at my stuff.
My Photography Kit
Canon 50D, Canon 30D, 100mm-400mm, 500mm, Fish Eye, 17mm-40mm, 100mm macro, 160mm macro, A bunch of light producing thingys
Favourite Places
Yellowston National Park, Shenandoah National Park, My backyard which isn't a national park yet
Favourite Bands and Albums
Metallica, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Vampire Weekend, Eels, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite Books and Authors
Camus's The Stranger, Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five, Plath's The Bell Jar, Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, Zafon's The Shadow of the Wind, Choleo's The Alchemist, Palahnuik's Fight Club and Choke, Sedaris's Me Talk Pretty One Day, Ives's All in the Timing